I was always baffled that the serious newscaster Connie Chung was married to the paternity test obsessed, progeria-exploiting, Maury Povich.
After all, she was trailblazing mainstream reporting, and he was spewing spectacles like 90lb baby shows and mustard-phobia specials.
Now I think I get it.
Sing it Connie.
-Mils
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uhhhh. did i ever tell you what maury did to me when i was helping build his wardrobe one season? horrifying!
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